Chicken Milk

Me: Y’know, they’re always talking about cow milk and goat milk. Nobody ever talks about chicken milk.

Wife: I don’t think you can get milk from a chicken. Can you?

Me: No. I was just joking. You have to be a mammal to have milk: There’s a link between the words “mammal” and “mammary”.

Wife: Really? Hmm. Then what’s a chicken?

Me: A chicken is a bird.

Wife: Ooohhhh.

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